I Am Lord Numskull

Yea, I've been sort of MIA for the past week. As you can probably guess, I've been getting myself into trouble as usual. I'm not even sure of the fucking days here, but let's say Friday was the day I played in the snow with Squeaky (wow, that sounds gay, even though it's the one non-gay adventure I had). So, the next day, I started fiending again, so I went online and ran across someone that I used to do meth with (and vowed to never do meth again because of how shitty it makes me feel for days). Well, my vows are about as good as good as a Vegas marriage vow, so off I went to see Meth Man. I'm not going to lie, the first couple of hours were fucking amazing. Then, that feeling started to come back. The feeling of extreme nausea took over & I kept thinking "Yea, THIS is why you said you'd never do this shit again, dumbass!". I started puking, and then puking some more. But did I stop there? Hell no. Since I had actually bought an eighth of this shit from him, I decided it was a good idea to go to the sex club & do some more! Needless to say, there was no sex, but there WAS plenty more puke! Yes, I graduated from Moron to Super-Moron! Oh, but it does not end here. My standard two days of hell were to follow, and they sure as fuck did. But, on the following night, Idiot (N.S.) calls me & asks if I want to party. As you can guess, I instantly graduated to Emperor of Morons. Luckily, divine intervention occurred & my plans got canceled. Now, any normal human being would stop here and say "Wow, I lucked out this time - I'll be more careful". Not me though, because the next day (still feeling like shit), Idiot and I went out & even though I knew that the chances of me actually having a good time were close to zero, I had to chance it. Yea, it sucked. I suck. I now proclaim myself to be Lord Numskull. Of course there's only one reason why I did all this shit. I'm an addict. Plain & simple.

Tina wastes my entire day

So yesterday we were told at work that our office is closing in 3 weeks! Great. Needless to say, everyone was stressed and freaking out. Well, of course I used this as an excuse to find some sex & drugs! I did my little search ritual, and found a dude that was not too far from here and he partied. However, he did not have coke, but had Meth and G. "Fuck it, that'll work", I said to myself (I usually don't really like to do meth because of the way it makes me feel the following day). I drove up there and the place was beautiful! Anyway, we did some tina, which was actually quite good quality. Then he pulled out the G, and we did a shot each. Yea, that pretty much did it - I was in horny-land! We ended up calling the dude I had played with last week and inviting him over as well. It was actually a lot of fun (minus about 10 minutes or so, where I thought I was going to hurl - I think I did too much at once, yea - surprise, surprise, right?). So, we partied and played for a few hours, but the t ran out and it was getting really late, so I made my escape. On my way home, I could already feel the "crash" as my high faded. Needless to say, today has consisted literally of me laying in bed feeling like shit. I hate wasting an entire day like that. I must admit though, it was ALMOST worth it, lol.