The Hunt

I got up today really horny and craving some dick. I went online and renewed my membership to a hookup website. Naturally, I started looking for people who said they were partying. I found a couple here in town that said they had "stuff", so I showered and started driving over there. I told them what I liked to party with, and they said that was cool. About half way there, my phone rang and it was them. They wanted to know if I had any shit for myself. I told them I did not, but I could contribute. They said that was fine, but that they were partying with something else (he had a southern accent, and I swear he was saying "hard"). I told him that I never heard of that, but he assured me that I would enjoy it. The whole thing started to sound kinda shady, so I decided not to go. I told him that I would rather meet up and party with something I was familiar with. He said that was fine. In retrospect, I'm wondering if he was saying "heroin". If he was, I'm REALLY glad I did not go. I'm not going to lie though - I'm still looking:(